this is great! I'd love someone to start with a pie in the face like that, sure to spred and cover my face- So I can act unimpressed and make some snyde comment that makes them give me the second pie more forcfully, slamming it in my face, I love all the extra mess on your lap- I would want it to still be used, so collected in a bucket or pie plates, before I'm told to strip and then edged torturously- and right as I'm on the edge, the extra mess is dumped over my head, or my face is submerged in the container, or they've been turned into multiple pies that I get hit with every time I reach the edge until finally a pie in the face makes me bust hands free.