UK female clown who loves all aspects of messy slapstick. Pies, gunge, slosh, I'll take whatever is thrown at me.

A girl will spend most of her week, nicely dressed, hair and make up just right, with a spray of perfume.

What better way to unwind than to dress up as my alter ego, Patsy Pastry and be plastered with messy and gloopy pies. For me, the best target for a pie has to be in the face until its unrecognisable under layers of cream and crust.

Getting the crust to stay there as long as possible is ideal.

My Pie of choice is real whipped cream in a Pastry crust, topped off with a cherry

My first two pie antics are available in my store. Two more videos are planned, including French Maid and Medieval Maiden. More pies, more gunge are also planned.

I am not interested in meet ups and if you message me, keep it clean and respectful and I will reply

Patsy
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