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Cyberdyne show off their new T-1002 model.
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Photo: 017 hours agoreport
WAM on acid.
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Photo: LeoMondayreport
I say Gromit, this cheesy goodness has caused a Smoked Gouda in my undies, fetch the pickle lad!
PhotoFridayreport
A bit like the moon landings... something's a bit off with the lighting! ;)
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Photo: Wet in Public8 days agoreport
Another 24Kg of clay ordered to top up my supply. I need to find a way of taking it into the garden, but it's overlooked pretty much from all sides! :blush:
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User: Muddddy8 days agoreport
But why am I sat on the Barad-dur, isn't Sauron going to mind?
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Photo8 days agoreport
The blue Power Ranger found his suit to be quite revealing!
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Photo: 019 days agoreport
There has to be balance - you need to be clean to be able to get dirty for someone. There's something about getting filthy that begins with clean. It's not the same if you are already filthy. I'd like to spend lots of time filthy, but get cleaned up for a bit to be made to do it all over again. WAM is just the best fetish! :loveeyes:
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Video: Outside at Last! (18-Mar-2024) 2K10 days agoreport
Don't worry sir, I'm an experienced barber and it'll be the best shave you've ever had!
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Photo10 days agoreport
Hobbits regularly sing for their second pudding and love to dwell in their own moist hole.
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Photo17 days agoreport
Come get some... and bring pies as I'm all out!
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Photo20 days agoreport
I used to be like that, then I realised I had to make it happen and bought some clay. ;)
Photo: 42. All features wiped out.20 days agoreport
I said "tie me up and make me scream", not pie me up and make me green!
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Photo22 days agoreport
It looks like bears like pie as well as honey, and pick-a-nic baskets!
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Photo23 days agoreport
I think he wants a carefree fork! ;-)
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Photo: ;) come on in24 days agoreport
It's realising that you have to find it. :thumbsup:
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Photo: 25. Relentless assault rubbing the dirt in.24 days agoreport
Holy guacamole!
Photo30 days agoreport
I told you! A Jaffa cake is not a biscuit!
Photo30 days agoreport
Come get some... chocolate pudding!
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Photo30 days agoreport
I did have a new shoot to add, but was cursed by the camera gods and the focus was not where it needed to be. Lesson learnt regarding ultra wide lens and wide focus points. :(
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User: Muddddy4/1/24report
I use a squeegee which makes it quite simple ;)
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Photo: Incoming!3/31/24report
Pottery clay. It's grey but has a brown look in some lights.
Photo3/31/24report
Hollow out you pot and dip in glaze, or do both at once!
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Photo: Mud Beast Breeding 3/27/24report
Never take soft ice-cream on a Waltzer or you'll look like this!
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Photo3/26/24report
That's such a good shot. Getting your face dirty is the best part of playing in something dirty! :love:
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Photo3/24/24report
What an enormous pair of jugs!
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Photo3/23/24report
Looks like you've got a leak... or peas or whatever it is.
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Photo3/20/24report
When I married the hulk, I didn't realise that jiz would be so plentiful!
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Photo3/18/24report
Sink soap fight to the death when both turned up at local pool in the same budgie smugglers!
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Photo3/16/24report
That's not what they meant by tease the cake with lashings of custard!
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Photo: Custard Pour3/13/24report
Fuck, that'll take some waxing! :-P
Photo3/12/24report
I think you missed your Victoria Sponge!
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Photo: Custard Pour3/11/24report
Book version: Hairy Potter and the Short Shorts of Indecency
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Photo: Starting Clean ;)3/9/24report
This was more done for the stills, but I'll still process it and see what's there to publish.
Photo: Looks like nutella!3/8/24report
I really liked this one :D
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Photo: Plastered in thick clay.3/7/24report
Damned pigeons!
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Photo: The last pie with CBJ3/7/24report
Thanks to everyone that has :love: any of my content - it really makes it worth while. Special thanks to those that leave comments against photos and videos, as the wall is my only means of promotion, as I do not charge (consequently, no store) so don't get any promotions of any kind. Thank you for your support :kiss:
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User: Muddddy3/6/24report
Thanks for all the :love:'s - always much appreciated. :)
User: aussieblondieboi3/6/24report
...bots, roll in green gunk and hide in plain sight!
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Photo: Covered in Green3/5/24report
Got to make it happen. ~£30 for 37.5Kg of clay, just add water. :-)
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Photo: It always finds its target.3/4/24report
I thought a fireman was supposed to keep his hose clean!
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Photo3/2/24report
The force is balanced: you must take a cream pie before you can give a creampie!
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Photo: Whipped cream pie in the face2/29/24report
Have you set the quality to 'high' - the default is normal?
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Video: Kitchen Clay Pit (23-Feb-2024) 2K2/28/24report
Carolinapies fully empathises with how toddlers eat.
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Photo: where should these go?2/26/24report
I need to process it and cut it down to a manageable size :)
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Photo: Pink for now.2/25/24report
@Chocoman. I did just that. I need to see if it makes it into the video - generally cut 30+ minutes down to 10.
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Photo: Clay shampoo.2/24/24report
I'll process it once the captures are tidied up. :thumbsup:
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Photo: Now for the rest.2/24/24report
It's just run of the mill school pottery clay (12.5Kg bag mixed with 3 litres of water) x3. As it sits in the barrel water rises to the top, so it is slowly getting thicker. ;)
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Photo: Clay shampoo.2/24/24report
Yeah, the clay is getting thicker every time! :)
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Photo: Dirty and loving it!2/23/24report
There it is, the Gaza Strip in pictorial form!
Photo: Part III - Toronto takes charge (In store now)2/22/24report
Whipping away your invisible chair to start!
Photo: Hello, I'm Paoli, what disaster do you have in mi2/21/24report
That's a lot of sick! Must get travel sick!
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Photo2/21/24report
Are you sure you're not an alien or do need an extra welly for your middle leg? ;)
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Video: Boots and Wetsuit in a Muddy Puddle2/21/24report
A metaphor for the Irish smothering the English at Rugby!
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Photo: Getting Gooped by Jay852uk2/21/24report
Hi, I just moved in next door and wondered if you had a bucket of mud I could borrow?
Photo2/19/24report
WM992 uses the age old 'junk dunk' to gauge the dept of the WAM pit.
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Photo: Cake anyone?2/17/24report
You're getting a few more swipe right's on Tinder!
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Photo2/16/24report
And Elmer Fudd's too! :-P
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Photo: :-P2/13/24report
Needs the mirror picture card thing ;)
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Photo: Response to picture by LeRex2/13/24report
Picture cards are mirrored, so I've bashed one out!
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Photo2/12/24report
I warned you that I had a club with your name on it if you popped out!
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Photo2/12/24report
It looks like an XL Bully's had your sleeve!
Photo: 01: Hands up or the clown gets pied!2/11/24report
WAM Avengers unite! :splosh:
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Photo: 🎂🍫2/11/24report
The CSI style UV light might just have picked up a smidge of jiggy juice! ;P
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Download: Battle of the Bitches--Gooey Pup Wrestling2/11/24report
That's a lot of pies!
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Photo2/10/24report
Impressive squat! The gunging isn't bad either!
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Photo2/10/24report
Got the green bit now for the gobbling! ;)
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Photo2/10/24report
A metaphor for Orange turning into Everything Everywhere (EE).
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Photo: Stepfawn's Spooky Slime - 072/9/24report
You wouldn't need to shower before going in the pool if it was full of pie mix!
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Photo: At least I had a speedo on...2/9/24report
You and I in a little toy shop
Buy a bag of balloons
With the money we've got
Set them free at the break of dawn
'Til one by one, they were gone
Back at base, bugs in the software
Flash the message
"Something's out there"
Floating in the summer sky
99 red balloons go bang Splat!
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Photo2/8/24report
I imagine they had many offers to be the meat in their clay sandwich, but sometimes a nice bit of bread is more than enough.
Download: Mud Girls Dakota and Cassandra2/8/24report
Identity protected, marker pen style! x-D
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Photo2/8/24report
Love the restraints. She deservers an orgasm whilst under the filth, hope the camera person is ready and willing to tongue her off.
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Photo2/8/24report
I don't think the 3" foot dip is going to keep the pool clean!
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Photo: At least I had a speedo on...2/8/24report
When you hope the answer is 'me' to the question, 'what is for dinner?'. Is this both eating out and eating in? x-D
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Photo2/7/24report
"fantasized" is the key word, the answer being: yes, lots! But also about a girl sat on my face and making me eat out her clay caked pussy. I've fantasized about both. Both would be challenging to breath, but that's part of the fun. I'd be worried about a blowjob making me gag, as clay and vomit would not be pleasant or a turn on!
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Video: Clay Rubbed into Face Up Close and Personal (02-Feb-2024) 4K2/7/24report
Jordan 66 couldn't decide between messy or wet... so she went with neither :P
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Photo2/7/24report
I'm more sub than dom, so being used for someone else's pleasure fits the bill.
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Video: Clay Rubbed into Face Up Close and Personal (02-Feb-2024) 4K2/7/24report
Pink Wookie slime - causes hair to grow on your extremities!
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Photo2/6/24report
Mud buddies, strongest of bonds!
Photo2/5/24report
What happens when you get Jean-Michel Jarre to produce your video!
Photo2/4/24report
First peel, then marinate, stuff, and then enjoy. Bon appetite!
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Photo2/4/24report
Wet clay on skin and hair feels really nice, and isn't the worst to wash out but does strip away oils!
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Video: 45Kg of School Clay (15-Jan-2024) 2K2/3/24report
It's clay, which makes it smooth, sticky and thick (this depends on how much water you add to it) ;)
Photo: Hair plastered flat.2/3/24report
Trust me, one of me is probably too many! :-)
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Photo: Scout's honour.2/3/24report
Anyone else getting the Everything Anywhere all at Once finger vibe?!? :-P
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Photo2/3/24report
That's the outfit trashed... blue and green should never be seen!
Photo: Pie 🥧 time2/3/24report
GungeMe666 refutes the unfounded rumour that he is a messy eater!
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Photo: Lemon cream pies2/2/24report
My DeLorean's lost a few horses and won't hit 88! Oh well...
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Photo: Clay shoes.2/2/24report
Those Cylons are everywhere! :ohno:
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Photo2/2/24report
Moments later, Buck demonstrated perfect form whilst using a shoehorn to effortlessly enter!
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Photo: Teasing the mud-cock 2/1/24report
Sequel: 'The Boy with the Dragon Tattoo'. Harks from north of the wall and doesn't know how serve a Bloody Mary ;P
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Photo1/31/24report
"Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into!"
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Photo: honours even, I think1/31/24report
When you order steak and life gives you omelette!
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Photo: Creamy custard pie1/31/24report
@quietman like a Christmas turkey, and not the country! ;)
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Photo: 65. Jonah would know what to say.1/31/24report
Very Oliver Twist :D
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Photo: 63. Desperate coating before climax.1/31/24report
It was :-) but is over all too soon... as I can't leave the bathroom in that state and it takes a while to clean up!
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Photo: Better version1/31/24report
Waiting doesn't work, at some point you have to make it happen. That's what I decided. :-)
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Photo: 65. Jonah would know what to say.1/31/24report
Today's video is up already - it was a really good session. Thick clay!
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User: Muddddy1/30/24report
Still taking two sports kits into the shower? Try... reading a book :P
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Photo: [GIF]1/29/24report
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